1. Buy my books on Amazon, or buy my music on Bandcamp, or both!
2. Follow me on Twitter @missmiserymusic
3. Burn a MAGA hat, get high on the fumes, and write a trippy poem. Send it to me at email@example.com (when you’re sober enough to type)
4. Subscribe to my YouTube channel!
5. Send me an email to tell me I’m doing a good job.
6. Offer to collaborate!!
7. Tweet something nice to @JoelGHodgson
10. Comment on my blog articles. I read all of them and I appreciate it
Secret bonus picture of me hugging one of my soulmates, shhhh: