Just hear me out. Sometimes, if you're extremely lucky, you find something so wonderful and pure, so unapologetically cheerful, so transcendentally beautiful that it changes your life forever and you have no choice but to let it influence all of your major decisions. For me, that thing is the '90s TV godsend, Mystery Science Theater 3000. It's… Continue reading I’m (Potentially) Moving to Minnesota Because of a Puppet Show
Category: MST3K
It Never Gets Any Easier…
...to walk away from you.
Thanksgiving Is Better Than Christmas (And I Can Prove It)
The other day - it was October 28th - I went to a hardware store, fully expecting to take advantage of the wide array of spooky stuff that goes on sale a few days before Halloween. I strolled into the building with a big grin on my face, ready to spend more money than I… Continue reading Thanksgiving Is Better Than Christmas (And I Can Prove It)
“The Right People Will Get This”
Today's video: I talk about psych medications. Until last year, no one knew how I really feel about anything. Most of my feelings are informed strongly by symptoms of borderline personality disorder. It makes me see in black and white. I seem to either care too much about something, or I don’t care at all.… Continue reading “The Right People Will Get This”
Clusterfuck Masterpiece
Clusterfuck Masterpiece A Poem sprawling mental utopia orbital insomnia locked in the universal hum familiar in silhouette lullaby in retrospect bound in love and time and chewing gum fields of creativity family of strangers flight of intimacy parody and clarity deliberate recklessness a little bit of mystery goes a long way … Continue reading Clusterfuck Masterpiece
Tales From The SoL Episode 2: The Crows’ Nest
Mystery Science Theater 3000 is a Peabody Award-winning cult classic sci-fi comedy TV series from Minnesota that ran on and was canceled from four-ish different networks between 1988-1999, and has been producing new episodes on Netflix since 2017. Featuring laughably low budget mad scientists, robot puppets, styrofoam spaceships, and terrible movies, it contains all the… Continue reading Tales From The SoL Episode 2: The Crows’ Nest
Tales From The SoL Episode 1: The Garden of Eden
Mystery Science Theater 3000 is a Peabody Award-winning cult classic sci-fi comedy TV series from Minnesota that ran on and was canceled from four-ish different networks between 1988-1999, and has been producing new episodes on Netflix since 2017. Featuring laughably low budget mad scientists, robot puppets, styrofoam spaceships, and terrible movies, it contains all the… Continue reading Tales From The SoL Episode 1: The Garden of Eden
An Atheist’s Guide to Spirituality
I have never, for a single second of my life, believed in God. I was raised atheist. My parents always told me growing up that I could believe whatever I wanted without evoking their judgement, but that wasn’t realistically the case; neither of them was spiritual, so I had no religious role models to teach… Continue reading An Atheist’s Guide to Spirituality
Miss Misery 